at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
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the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
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I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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