i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
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and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
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How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
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