Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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