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You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
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you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
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last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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