There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
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no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
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Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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