best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
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I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
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My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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