dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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