help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
there was a trapeze. enough said
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
Randomize
