I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
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