Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
and she was petting her beer can
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Randomize
