what if I'm pregnant?
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Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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