Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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