this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Randomize
