Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
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Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
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is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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