what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Randomize
