i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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