3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
Randomize