took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
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