i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
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he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
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i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
I woke up under a house in Key West
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