Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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