Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
i drank out of a bidet.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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