Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
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I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
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be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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