I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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