8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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