Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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