I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
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you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
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