OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
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Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
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I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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