Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
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I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
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I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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