If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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