we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I deserve this hangover.
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