i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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