Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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