the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
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its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
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I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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