can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
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Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
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what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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