walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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