I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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