what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
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It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
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Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
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