Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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