I'm drive I can fine osifer
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
My vagina just recognized that song.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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