It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I see more hoeing in ur future
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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