whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
She has the best kind of daddy issues
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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