Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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