we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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