Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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