Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
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Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
This baby is an asshole
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
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Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.