Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again