I'm eating all of the evidence.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize
