I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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