Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm gonna have a badass scar
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
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Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
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I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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