I want to make a zoo with you.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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