I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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