is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
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You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
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Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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