i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
All I want is dick and wine.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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