At least make sure they are 18
Why
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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