STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
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Be still, my beating vagina.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
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TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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