love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
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It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
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There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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