I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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