I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
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There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
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was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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