Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
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It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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