U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
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It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
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I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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