You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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