try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
